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Summary: Family fun at the Last Homely House
Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan, Glorfindel, Erestor, and NO Legolas
Rating: PG (for mild gore)

There was a dire threat hanging over Imladris. However, it was not caused by bands of marauding Orcs, or sinister dark wizards, or traitors from within.

It was Elladan; he was on stand-by.

This dreadful situation came about thusly: when Glorfindel was out leading wide-ranging patrols, he usually left an old, seasoned warrior, by name of Taurnil, in charge of the defense of the hidden valley. However, this wise and wily officer had tripped on his own cloak and now languished under the care of the healers. Thus Elladan, instead of being out with Elrohir working on their own finely-tuned Orc Eradication Program [step 1 – find them; step 2 – kill them] was forced to remain at home as the next-in-command-in-case-of-emergency. This meant no fishing, hunting, riding, or even walking very far from the Last Homely House. He needed to be close in case a messenger, having ridden his horse to death, came gasping out a cry for help as he collapsed in a heap on the front steps. Or, more likely, in case someone exceeded the strict limits placed on riding fast close to habitations in the valley.

Early in the morning Elladan paced the halls, frustrated with the constraints imposed on his energetic nature. Simply put, he was bored. Sadly for the smallest member of the House of Elrond, Estel was about to relieve Elladan's boredom.

As the joint-heir of the Lordship tried to think of a way to pass the time, a small body catapulted from the room just ahead of him.

"Ada! Ada! Ada!" he cried at the top of his lungs. The newest addition to the family ran wildly, his eyes stretched wide in fright. He was headed in Elladan's direction but did not seem to see him. Elladan stretched out an arm and intercepted the human arrow. The toddler struggled fiercely.

"Let me go! Let me GO! I have to show Ada!" The boy was still dressed in his sleep shirt and tears streaked the crimson cheeks.

Elladan kneeled and tried to get the child to look at him. "Estel, Estel, what is it? Stop crying and tell me—I will take care of whatever is wrong." He gathered Estel into his arms and stroked his hair and rubbed his back. "Shhhhh, hush little one. Gently now, gently." The sobs subsided into sniffles.

"Elladan, I am so scared! I found it this morning. I have to see Ada."

"What did you find? A monster under your bed?"

The boy jumped out of Elladan's arms and stepped back. He grasped the hem of his sleep shirt and hoisted it dramatically in the air, nearly over his head. He stood comically, with his little round belly bare over his night leggings.


Elladan pulled the shirt down just enough to see Estel's face. "This what, little man? I do not see anything."

"My belly-butter!!"

Elladan quickly ran the phrase through his mind, trying to decipher child-speak.

"You mean your belly button?"

"Yes!! It used to be there! Now it is gone! Where did it go?!"

Elladan peered closely at the little tummy. Estel was right! Although, to be sure, it had not totally disappeared. Before this morning, Estel had had an 'outy'; now he had an 'inny'. While not common, it was hardly unheard of. Relief washed over Elladan. He had been quite worried that there was something seriously wrong with the child.

Unfortunately, with the relief came The Idea. At first Elladan fought it. How could he tease this little human so? But what an idea! After all, it would do no real harm and he would tell Estel the truth tomorrow. Quickly, before he could think it over and change his mind, he clapped one large hand over the now indented belly button. Estel yelped in surprise and tried to step back.

"No Estel! Do not move! I must keep my hand here until we can get you some bandages!"

The eyes widened again. "Why? I do not want a bandage!"

Elladan, still kneeling before the child, said with great seriousness, "Estel, you must listen to me. Your belly button has fallen out. If we do not cover it well, your entrails will fall out, too!"

"My what?!"

"Your –er – guts, your insides!"

Estel's eyes grew even wider. Unbeknownst to Elladan, he had had the horrifying experience of seeing a dead rabbit, with entrails exposed, some weeks ago. He whispered, "Will I die?"

Guilt lanced through Elladan. Not enough to stop his horrid prank, but some. He at least assured his tiny brother that he would not die.

"No, no! It is true you could die, but I am here and nothing bad will happen. See? I am holding in your insides with my hand, and I will not let go until we find a bandage for you. If you let me carry you, I will keep my hand tightly on your tummy. Will you come with me?"

Now, Estel adored both his brothers. He trusted them implicitly even though they often teased him. So he stopped sniffling and nodded his little head. Elladan carried him down the hall to a linen closet and told Estel to take a sheet since he could not remove his hand from the 'hole' in Estel's stomach. They dropped the sheet on Elladan's bed, and then made several trips up and down the halls collecting a knife, ointments, and other medical supplies. They had to make several trips because Estel could only hold one thing at a time and Elladan had to use one arm for supporting Estel and the other holding in the boy's insides. Finally there was a small pile of objects on the elf's bed and he sat down, with Estel still in his arms.

"Now we must trade places very quickly, Estel. I will take my hand away and you cover your belly button with both hands while I make your bandages. Soon we will have you safe and sound and able to run and play, just like always."

They made the exchange with Estel holding his hands against his tummy very tightly. He watched carefully as Elladan cut long, wide bandages from the sheet. Then Elladan spread an all-purpose ointment on a thin pad. The ointment would do the boy no harm and Estel was young enough to think that there had to be 'medicine' for any treatment to be helpful.

"I will put the bandages on you now, Estel. Do not move your hands yet. Wait until I tell you to."

Elladan placed one wide bandage all the way around Estel, just a few inches above the belly button. He then slipped the top of the pad under this band and said, "Quick, take your hands away!" He placed the pad firmly over the little dimple in Estel's tummy and began to wrap several bandages over the top of it. When he was done, Estel's middle was swathed in many smooth layers of white. The boy ran his hands over them, quite impressed with his brother's handiwork.

"Thank you, Elladan. How long will I have to wear these?"

"Only a few days. You should be very proud of how brave you have been, Estel. I am proud to have such a brave little brother," said Elladan, throwing a sop to his conscience. Then he cautioned the child, "You must be very careful that the bandages stay in place. You came to me just in time this morning. The next two days the chance of your insides coming out will get even worse. So be very, very, careful! Do not let anyone take the bandages off and come and see me at once if they start to slip. Do you understand?"

Yes, Elladan. Can I have any food? I am very hungry!"

"Surely you may. You may eat anything you like. Just be careful the bandages do not slip."

"I will be very careful, I promise."

"Good boy! You can go along and play now. Wait, just one more thing. I would not tell anyone else about this—they will worry and probably make you stay in bed. When your belly button heals I will take off the bandages and no one will be the wiser."

"Ada worries all the time. He worries about me, 'specially. I do not want to worry him even more. And I do not want to stay in bed! This will be our secret." So saying, Estel ran out of the room and headed for the kitchen.

Elladan lay back on the bed and laughed aloud as he imagined Elrond's astonishment when he went to bathe the child and put him to bed. Guilt smote him again but he brushed it away from his mind. At worst, Estel would be set straight about belly buttons by bedtime tonight. Elladan, in spite of hundreds of years of experience with Elrond's opinions on such things, blithely assumed his father would think the prank amusing once he got over his initial annoyance. This was Elladan's first miscalculation.

The second occurred because Elladan was certain nothing would happen while he was the commander of Imladris' defenses. However, in spite of the odds against it, Elladan was summoned to take out a party of warriors that very afternoon. In all the flurry of organizing and planning, Elladan totally forgot Estel's tummy. Off he rode, his troop trailing behind him, leaving no one at home who knew about the 'hole' in a little human stomach.


The chaos that overtook the Last Homely House that night began innocuously enough. In the library, a weary Elrond was becoming exasperated with Erestor. The councilor was searching for a rare volume that he was certain some underling had misplaced. He worked his way through the tall bookshelves, climbing up and down the ladders placed there. Up and down, complain, mutter; up and down, complain, mutter. Elrond set down his quill and loosened his clenched teeth.

"Erestor, the book will turn up eventually. I am still not finished with this document, which must be dispatched tomorrow at first light. May I impose upon you and ask you to start getting Estel ready for bed? I will be along shortly."

Erestor sniffed but was secretly pleased. Everyone always assumed the councilor would not like children and tried to keep him and Estel from interacting as much as possible. Not only that, but with Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan, and Glorfindel (in that order) all wanting to put the child to bed, Erestor was rarely able to spend private time with him. His public interactions with the little human were gruff and distant, but when they were alone, a new Erestor emerged. He was a wonderful storyteller, as well as knowing all the tickle places. He could be counted on to help sneak treats from the kitchen, and his hugs were warm and loving and neither too tight nor too loose. Therefore, Estel occasionally astonished everyone by saying he loved "his Erestor."

Erestor set off down the hall, trying to decide which of Glorfindel's less-than-heroic exploits Estel would like to hear about as a bedtime story. He found Estel drawing on the floor of his room [not sitting on the floor and drawing; drawing on the floor]. Estel jumped up and ran to hug his friend about the legs, demanding to know if Erestor had come to ready him for bed and if there was a story in the offing.

"Yes, manling, I have come to put you to bed. Bath first, stories after. Then your Ada will come to tuck you in." Erestor began to draw the little tunic over the boy's head but stopped when he saw the bandages.

"What on Arda happened, Estel? Are you well? Where did you get these bandages?"

Estel, remembering Elladan's warning, said nothing. Erestor inspected him carefully for blood or any other signs of injury, and finding none, began to remove the white swathing to see what it covered.

A blood-curdling shriek from Estel rang through the entire house. While Erestor pleaded with the child, trying to discover what caused him such terrible distress, Elrond dropped his quill and knocked over his chair as he started for his son's bedroom.

Meanwhile, a tired and filthy Glorfindel began to walk up the front steps, slapping his dusty gloves against his leg. He wanted a bath, dinner, and bed, preferably all at the same time. Just at that moment, Estel's screaming rang through the halls. Every nerve in the golden legend's body jangled to full alert. Pulling a short sword from the scabbard strapped to his leg and his dagger from his boot, he ran toward the commotion.

Elrond skidded into Estel's room to see Erestor (as he thought) hurting Estel. Erestor's hands were fastened to the boy's middle by the tangling bandages which were now half off and half on.

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!" shrieked Estel, his little hands pounding on Erestor's arms as he tried to get them to the hole in his stomach so he could cover it. Elrond saw his tiny child fighting fiercely against the large assailant. A strange buzzing was in his ears and everything in his view turned red. He sprang across the room and floored Erestor with one tremendous blow. Estel, terrified by his father's unaccountable behavior as well as the fear his insides would fall out, scrambled on to the bed and stood there screaming like a banshee. His hands clutched his stomach and his bandages drooped around him.

Glorfindel ran into the room with a weapon in each hand. He took in the incredible scene. The mighty warrior felt somewhat at a loss as the only beings available for impaling were his Lord, his best friend, and a tiny mortal he had sworn to protect.

Elrond, on his knees, was straddling Erestor, a fistful of robe in each hand, demanding to know what the councilor had done to his son. Feeling that the astounded elf was being recalcitrant, he punctuated his questions with firm thumps of Erestor's head on the floor. Estel, showing remarkable lung development for a child his age and size, screamed on and on without seeming to need to draw breath.

Glorfindel remained stunned. He watched with incredulity as his Lord beat the Chief Councilor's head against the floor. Estel looked like someone who had escaped during the early stages of mummification, his hands indicated that some dreadful injury had occurred, and his screams would give Sauron nightmares. Unnoticed by the flabbergasted warrior, his hands fell to his sides and his sword clanged to the floor. Unfortunately, he had not also loosened his grip on his razor-sharp dagger. His attention was refocused when it sank smoothly into his thigh.

The Valar are, like Elladan, apparently bored occasionally. How else to account for the fact that at this singular moment in time, Elrohir also returned from his week with the OEP? He was, if anything, more tired and filthy than Glorfindel. Though he also found himself suddenly reenergized by the screams of his little brother. He ran for the room. He found the entire staff of the house clustered at the door. None dared enter as their august superiors (and son) appeared bent on killing each other. Elrohir angrily shoved his way through the assembly as they warned him of some strange sickness that had attacked the rulers of Imladris.

"Do not go in Elrohir! They have all run mad! Surely you will be struck as well!"

Ignoring them, Elrohir imitated Glorfindel as he stood dumfounded in the doorway. Things had deteriorated in the last few minutes. Erestor, afraid his vaunted intellect could take only so much pounding, even if it was at the hands of his Liege, was fighting back. Nothing had changed with Estel; he was still just standing and screaming. Glorfindel stood close to the bed, trying to bandage his freely bleeding thigh with one hand while trying to separate his two good friends with the other. The bandage he tried to use was still attached to Estel. It was tugging at the little body.

Elrohir, always cool headed, decided the first thing to do was to stop Elrond and Erestor. He strode forward boldly and laid a firm hand on his father's shoulder. Elrond, not missing a beat, flailed backward at the impertinence that impeded his vengeance-taking. He socked Elrohir directly on his straight and elegant nose. A scarlet river erupted from its now broken source. But Elrohir was made of stern stuff.

"Let them kill each other," he growled through the red cascade that covered his mouth and he turned to his little brother.

Estel had gone beyond mere crying into a far country of terror and confusion. His father and beloved Erestor were hurting each other. Glorfindel (it seemed) was trying to pull him off the bed and into the melee, and his dear brother approached him covered with enough gore for ten ordinary battles.

Elrohir had mopped futilely at his nose and mouth with his hands, but the sticky red fluid simply covered both hands and face and now made its way to his tunic below. He unthinkingly put those bloody hands on his little brother in an attempt to quiet him. Estel screamed at an even higher pitch.

At the very same time, Elladan walked into the front hall feeling quite pleased with himself. He was neither tired nor filthy. He had had a refreshing gallop that ended with, not a battle, but a short negotiation between feuding traders. All was satisfactorily settled and the success as well as the fresh air and exercise gave Elladan a wonderful sense of well-being. This lasted exactly two seconds.

He heard the sounds ringing through the house and ran, like all the others, to his human brother's room. Like Glorfindel and Elrohir had done, he stood rooted to the spot as he took in the drama within. He saw Glorfindel hopping about on one leg with blood on his other leg, trying to bandage himself with a bandage attached to the howling Estel. Erestor (?!) and Elrond (?!?!) were rolling about on the floor, too closely entwined to get in any more blows, but still struggling fiercely. Elrohir, who, by the look of him, was suffering from multiple stab wounds, was begging Estel to stop screaming while the child drew himself up against the headboard and ducked his head from the gruesome sight. The youngster was covered from the waist down with bloodily splotched bandages, half undone. However, one item in this montage of familial madness stood out and caused Elladan to turn as white as the sheet he had used to bandage Estel.

The child still stood with hands locked against his stomach.

Thunderstruck, Elladan understood at once that this was the origin of all the chaos within the bedroom. He knew neither how nor why. He just knew.

Now this must be understood: Elladan was no poltroon. He had proved his courage again and again and brought much renown to his own and Elrond's name. Nonetheless, the thought crossed his mind that no one had really explored the southern sea far from Imladris, and that right now might be the time for a long expedition with himself as chief explorer. In perhaps two or three Ages he might think of returning.

It was Estel that stiffened his backbone. The child's terror struck Elladan to the heart. Although he had obviously never intended any of this dreadful scene to happen, it was totally his fault. He had to help his little brother. He drew a deep breath and began.

The first thing he did was to shove Glorfindel in the chest with both hands. The warrior sat down, hard, on the floor, and Elladan sternly commanded him to tie off his leg and tend to Elrohir. He swiftly parted the bandage that bound Estel and Glorfindel together with the bloody dagger that was lying on the floor. Now that Glorfindel was no longer hopping about, the wound was quickly bandaged. Sobered and somewhat chastened, Glorfindel then dragged Elrohir away from Estel and forced him to lie down so that Glorfindel could take the measures necessary to dry up the crimson fountain.

Elladan next stopped the combatants who had rolled into the middle of the room. He did this by simply flopping down on top of them and holding them still against the floor. Before they could recover from the surprise, he shouted into his father's ear. "Estel is hurt! You must help him, Ada!"

As he had known it would, this clarion call penetrated the red haze of rage that fogged the Lordly brain. Sanity, and fear, returned to the ruler of Imladris. He wriggled out from between Elladan and Erestor and went to his son.

Erestor climbed stiffly to his feet and backed up to lean against a wall. His own anger began to cool and he contemplated the appalling things he had been doing.

Elrond tried soothing Estel but the boy was too far gone to listen to tender words and gentle questioning about his health. Elrond grasped his son firmly with his hands at the sides of his head and gave him a little shake.

"Estel! Listen to me! It is Ada and I will fix whatever is wrong. But you must stop this noise and tell me calmly what has happened to you." His tone gentled again, "I know that Erestor did not hurt you and I am sorry you saw me hit him. Please, Estel, tell me what started all this?"

The crying mercifully tapered off, leaving only sniffs and hiccups in its wake. Elrond put his hands on Estel's and tried to gently pull them away; he wanted to see the injury that must surely be there to cause all these ructions. Estel again started to scream and struggle. Elrond instantly changed his tactics. He drew away his hands and spoke firmly.

"I will not touch your hands again, Estel. I will not, do you hear me? I will wait until you can tell me what has happened. Hush now, my little one. Hush. I have promised I will not pull your hands away. Please, Estel, tell me what is wrong."

Once again the crying tapered off. Elrond placed his hands very gently (and gingerly) on Estel's shoulders, drawing him into an awkward hug. Awkward because Estel still kept both hands on his stomach.

"Can you tell me now?"

"Y-y-e (hic!) es."

"Why are you holding your hands on your tummy? Did someone hit you there? Or stick you with something sharp?" Elrond's voice was steady but fear shivered in his own 'tummy.' Internal injuries were often too much even for his great skill and power in healing.

The boy shook his head, "no."

"Then what is hurting you? Did you eat something outside? Some of the red mushrooms, perhaps?"

Again the negative head shake. But now Elladan took a hand in the proceedings.

"I know what is wrong with him, Ada."

"Tell me, please."

Elladan drew a deep breath from clear down in his boots. "He thinks, because the bandages are gone, that his entrails will fall out."

"I beg your pardon?"

"He thinks his entrails will fall out and he will die."

Elrond, totally and completely at sea, asked, "Why would he think his entrails would fall out? How could they without a wound, and a large one at that?"

Estel, watching and listening intently, now pulled his hands away a little bit and peeked beneath them. He saw nothing to frighten him and pulled his hands farther away. He looked very, very carefully. He tentatively poked his belly button. Nothing happened. He began to relax.

Elladan sighed and braced himself. "He thinks so because I told him so."

Elladan backed up quickly before the menacing approach of his father. "Now, Ada…!"

"Because you told him so?" Two steps closer.

"Because you told him so?!" Another step.

BECAUSE YOU TOLD HIM SO?!" Elrond was now breathing heavily down into Elladan's face. The younger elf wondered how his father, who had been his own height since Elladan was 75 years old, had suddenly grown so much taller.

Elrond questioned further, his voice now under iron control. "Why, my eldest born, would you tell a tiny child, hardly older than a baby, that his entrails would fall out and he would die?"

Elladan considered possible responses and decided that, "Because it seemed a good idea at the time" was probably not an answer he could live with. Literally.

Meanwhile, Elrond's keen intelligence was quickly putting two and two together and getting dead elf.

"Hmmmm. It seems your tongue, which normally runs like a fiddlestick, is now silent. Let me see if I can reason this out. You, a young elf with an infinite capacity to tease and torment your brothers, had little to do this last se'enight. You became bored. So you told your baby brother (at this point you could hear Elrond's teeth grinding themselves to powder) that if he did not keep his stomach covered, his entrails would fall out and he would die. Is that anywhere close to the truth?"

Glorfindel, Elrohir, and Erestor got as far away from Elladan as they could. Glorfindel stared at Elladan awestruck. He sidled over and said to Erestor, "It is rare to see a suicidal elf!"

Erestor, tenderly feeling his jaw, was not feeling kindly toward Elladan. He snarled back, "He had better watch out, Elrond has a mean uppercut!"

Elladan faced up to his fate. "Yes, Ada, that is the truth. I never meant for it to be anything but a prank. I thought he would fuss when you were going to bathe him and that it would be amusing to think of him trying to keep his stomach covered. That is all that I thought would happen. And," he said, looking around at the destroyed and bloody room, at the torn and dusty robes, and at Erestor's swollen jaw, "I do not understand all this. How Estel's stomach caused all this."

Elrond had the grace to look a little abashed at this point. "We all heard Estel screaming and some of us jumped to wrong conclusions and others of us did not react well during the crisis."

Glorfindel felt that it was safe to make a comment. "I do not understand how you could convince him his entrails would fall out. They never have before, after all, and Estel is a very bright child."

Elladan decided to get everything over with. "During the night, his belly button went 'in' instead of 'out'. He was worried about that and I…well, I just had an inspiration, you might say."

"You had better think carefully about where your 'inspirations' are coming from. I hardly think that one came from the Valar," Erestor put in.

Elrond kept to the main point. "That at least makes some sense, which I had begun to think had abandoned this House completely." He turned to Estel who was looking at Elladan with heartbroken eyes.

"Estel, do you understand what we have been saying? Your insides will NOT fall out. Many elves and men have belly buttons that do what yours did. It is perfectly normal." From somewhere he dredged up a smile for his youngest son. "You could say that now you have a grown-up belly button." He knew Estel would like that idea.

Estel was feeling much better. His insides would not fall out and the people he loved had stopped fighting and shouting and bleeding. Estel smiled and raised his arms to be held. Elrond gave him a tight hug but signed to Glorfindel to take the boy. Estel was willing to go to his Glorfy and when Elrond had seen him safely ensconced in the warrior's arms, he turned on his eldest son again.

"What am I to do with you? Can you not see that you have not only caused a great deal of upheaval, you have hurt Estel badly? He loves you and looks up to you. I have said these same words to again and again, each time you have upset him with one of your pranks. But I am at a loss; you have never done anything this hurtful before."

Elladan hung his head. Had he run mad? What had possessed him to think that Estel in fear for his life would be funny? Elladan walked over to Glorfindel and Estel, but Estel turned his head away from him.

"Estel, I am so sorry. I was wicked to do such a thing to you. Will you please forgive me?"

The little head, buried in Glorfindel's shoulder, shook 'no' for an answer. Glorfindel looked at Erestor. It was time for the great diplomat to earn his keep or there might be a serious breach between the brothers. However much Elladan had crossed the line, he did love his brother and if Estel would not speak to him or look at him, he would be devastated. Erestor understood the message the Seneschal sent him. He thought a bit and then cleared his throat (which bore the prints of the hands of the Lord of Imladris).

"Estel, if Elrond permits, I think you should choose Elladan's punishment."

Elrond raised an eyebrow (and winced: it was bruised) but trusted his advisor. "I think that would be fair and appropriate, Estel. How shall we punish Elladan?"

Estel raised his head and looked thoughtful.

"No dessert for a hundred years?"

The elder elves all hid their smiles.

"That is a possibility my son, but Elladan does not like dessert so well as you. Try to think of something else."

Glorfindel whispered in Estel's ear and the child looked thoughtful. He whispered again, longer this time, and the child actually laughed. Glorfindel explained, "Estel has decided. Tell them, little one."

"He has to be my slave for days and days! He must do whatever I say! He must play all my favorite games as long as I want him to. AND clean my room. AND bring me treats."

Elladan shot Glorfindel a sour look. Glorfindel, after glancing at his bandaged thigh pointedly, smiled sweetly back at him.

Resigned, Elladan said, "I will be your slave, little brother. I will do anything to show that I am sorry and that I do love you."

Elrond decided that while the punishment was rather unusual, he would leave well enough alone. "If that is what you desire Estel, that is the sentence I pass upon Elladan. With only this proviso: that he will still go on patrols when needed. Otherwise, he is yours to command."

Estel began at once. He ordered Elladan to carry him to Elladan's room and play 'horsey'.

Elladan sighed, "Yes, master," and off they went.

The remaining adults looked at one another sheepishly. None of them had acquitted themselves well that dreadful evening. Erestor decided to clear the air.

"Elrond, no doubt you believe you owe me an apology. However, considering the way that boy was carrying on, and what you saw when you came into the room, I do not feel one is necessary. Indeed, it does my heart good to see you so protective of our little one. I was not entirely sure how you felt about him before today, although it goes without saying that you are always kind and tolerant of young ones. I think that he will have a difficult road and I am glad his 'Ada' is in very truth his Adar. Also, I am not entirely without fault as I believe I tried to return to you what I received, plus interest. Not the best attitude for an advisor to a great Lord to have."

Elrond cleared his throat uncomfortably, "Thank you, Erestor, you always try to smooth the way when others have made a hash of things. I am actually in the same state as Elladan: I can not think of anything to say in my defense."

Glorfindel spoke up, "I too, did not shine. I was not exactly the embodiment of my own legends this evening. I can only say in my defense that that unnerving screeching would affect anyone. I think Estel could drop an Orc with that noise. It is a wonder that every wolf in Middle Earth is not howling. Anyway, to return to the point of this discussion, I propose that the least said about the events of this night, the better. No one who was not involved need know anything about what really went on here."

Elrond, Elrohir, and Erestor heartily agreed. Together they walked slowly through the halls towards their quarters. They were exhausted. Elrond tentatively placed one hand on Erestor's shoulder. The advisor briefly covered it with his own and all was well between them. Glorfindel told Elrohir to follow him to the kitchen so he could make a compress for the swollen nose.

"I will have to straighten it, you know. I fear you will not enjoy the procedure, but try not to wail like Estel. My ears have not yet recovered."

Elrohir rolled his eyes, but started to turn in the direction Glorfindel indicated.

But just before the elves split up, they heard voices coming from Elladan's room. They all paused to listen and peek around the doorway. What they heard and saw made them smother their laughter with their hands as they hurried down the hall. They all turned into the library where they fell into chairs laughing helplessly. Elrohir said nasally but with satisfaction, "He is truly punished!"

This is what they heard and saw:

"Your slave is tired, master. May he not rest a little while before we play more 'horsey'?"

"Yes, he may rest from 'horsey', but I have other commands."

The weary voice answered, "I hear and obey."

"Then, next," said the second voice with fiendish glee, "SMELL MY FEET!"

"No, master, please, not that!"

"Yes, THAT!"
The last thing the elves had seen was a little human boy stalking a large adult elf that scuttled backward on hands and knees, trying to avert his face.


A/N For my baby sister Holly, who said "belly-butter" until she was five.

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